~Kizu~ Gender: Male Name: Kizu Age: 20 Dob: April 17 Height: 5`8 Weight: 149 lbs Race: Snake/Spider Anthro Gender: Male (Is sorta both he can get preggy :D) Like: cats, snakes, spiders Babehz, sleep, Dominant Guys. Dislikes: Cold Girls who hit on him not having fun Martial Status: SINGLE(NEEDING) Crush: NONE Mental Status: Fine General Status: fine Update: Is preggy and is getting fat D: Funneh Momments: 05:28:01 ~Kizu~ swings his Lightsaber around wildly, 05:28:29 Local summons both his Pikachu twins. Laughs. 05:28:30 [Local] x.x; 05:28:32 Beau` shrieks and runs away from the lightsaber wielding pregnant guy. 05:28:38 [~Kizu~] XD 05:28:48 ~Kizu~ just found that funny 05:29:13 [Ben] lmao

If you thought you'd never see male pregnancy in the Keep, you thought wrong. So very, very wrong.

It's bad enough that he's a furfag, but he has to be a hideous desperate furfag no less. How the fuck would a snake and a spider breed? I'm sure all the arms make foreplay kinky, but I'd be afraid to put anything in this thing if I ever wish to see it again. Who knows how "his" plumbing works.

Guys don't have eggs or ovaries. They have sperm. I'm under the impression that Kizu may very well possess both, somehow, and managed to impregnate himself. Somehow. Much to our dismay, of course, because I certainly wouldn't want this abomination to breed.

If that wasn't bad enough, it seems Kizu is also hanging out with the Star Wars nerds and Poke'mon trainers! Do you know how much of a disaster it would be if he bred with Creame!?

I guess keeping us informed of his mental status is a good idea. D:

Our second entrant gives Creame a run for her money in greatest failure so far.

Male pregnancy has been a subject of speculation for men who want to be mothers, mad scientists, and psychotic feminists who wish to make the male population take over the process of childbearing. Incredibly, The Governator has already accomplished that feat.

Digressing, as my colleague Basher C has stated, this thing is hideous. What skyscraping ugly tree did Kizu fall out of? His(?) species is an even greater anomaly. How the fuck do a spider and a snake breed? Somehow they did, probably with the aid of a Satanic spawning ritual. It happened, and it resulted in this tragedy.

That is nearly as much of an anomaly as the fact that he(?) is preggy. Idiotic epithet for pregnancy aside, who'd want to knock this shit up? Hm? Any takers? How about if you were paid? Me? Hell no. God knows what's lurking inside of that.

I'm not sure if this creature even falls into the category of furfag. Besides the wig, there is a decided lack of fur. Scalefag maybe? Otherwise, he(?) fits the definition of furfag perfectly. He is clearly desperate, as indicated by his profile's pleading marital status. Who wouldn't be? I bet it's hard to pick up chicks looking like that, much less dudes.

It appears that this bitch is also a faggot. He "dislikes cold girls that hit on him." Shit, I'd love for cold girls to hit on me (are you reading, Basher C? HIT ON ME MORE. Even if we're already an item). Seriously though, cold girls don't really hit on anyone. Someone missed the memo.

This long shit made organic vocally likes "Dominant guys" and "babehz." Well, I guess this loser's too weak to hold his(?) own relationship (with looks like that, who blames the significant other) and so he must be "owned," but what the fuck is a babehz?

The spider that hatched this atrocity must've had a soft spot for smoking and drinking during egg-laying, because retardation is evident. Kizu exhibits a heavy tendency to replace the ending of words with a long "e" sound with a suffix of "-eh" instead. What purpose does this serve? It isn't funny, it isn't cute. It isn't even remotely amusing, and you just sound like you have a stutter.

It's not like I expected any better from this hedonistic multi-limbed reptile. Just look at the section titled "Funneh Moments."

Dude, what the fuck? How is swinging a lightsaber even remotely funny? There's no punchline, and no one's getting hurt. That's not funny. The only way that would be funny is if I was stoned as shit, drunk as hell, and missing half my brain.

However, the level of stupidity in that small clip of text indicates to me that it probably happened in the Mainhall, which totally explains everything. Only the morons that hang out in there would find this shit hilarious.