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attn: i seek halo 3 players >_> why? i got xbox live recently >_> IF U WANNA PLAY, WHISPER ME OR SOMETHING LOL. OR ADD MY GAMER TAG, WHICH IS : rikusirane
or for lord of the rings: battle for middle earth two >_>
ATTN: WANTERS OF THE RP
I figured I'd put this here, considering not many people will read all of my profile, but if you do, whisper me, and I'll give you a free intarweb p_o
So, I've noticed lately. The amount of people saying they want to Rp..And then go back to lurking in the Main Hall or, in Cyber Chats case, The Bridge. It's somewhat sad. "I need an Rp D:" But yet, if some one offers to Rp, Theres a 90% chance, you will, infact, turn them down. I've personally experienced this, many times. Some one comes in, some times begging for an Rp. I offer to Rp. I get shot down.
Does this make any sense to you? Apparently, my lack of Rp profile and/or picture and use of grammar and such, automatically means if I Rp, I will use the same grammar in said Rp, and my character will be a complete n00b character.
....LOLZ! k srsly if your that desperate for an Rp, and cant find one, just shut up >_> no one cares if you cant find one >_> especially if something like "O PLZ I NID RP BAD" "ill rp with j00 if you want" "noLOL" occurs. these people, are what we call
Phailures.
SAY IT WITH ME LOLZ
Phailures. if you cant find one in general, well then your unlucky and if your that desperate, should keep looking. if your looking to find one thats specific, future, some sort of n00b anime rp, and cant find one, maybe you should stfu and search a different site? cant find one still? o snap, mebe u shuld give up lololololol!!! no seriously >_>
And for those of you who've herd me make some remark of not being able to find an Rp, GUZ WUT LOLZ?! INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING, I CHANGED THAT, AND FOUND PEOPLE TO RP WITH. MY GOD ITS A MIRACLE, BY SIMPLY ASKING A NON-N00B PERSON WHO DIDNT JUDGE HOW ID RP BY MY PROFILE, I FOUND AN RP! AND HAY GUZ WUT, I FOUND LIKE, 5, WHO I RP WITH ALMOST DAILY LOL!!! though, i can see some times, if sOmEonEz ProPhIlE iZ wRiTtuN lYk DiZ, i would not rp with them myself >_> Maybe if i was like some people ive seen and desperate as hell for an Rp, because, hell, maybe, JUST MAYBE, its their profile thats shitty, and not their Rping skills >_>
So, as I know I've mentioned a few times in my profile, I'll Rp with you, if you actually ask, and not complain randomly, and then reject my offer to Rp. I have no actual Profile for my character, as my profiles aren't the greatest. I have a profile for him, but, not registered. I have a pic for him, but his eyes are wrong, and the clothes. I usually post as much as the person I'm Rping with. Granted, if your doing 3 paras involving non-sense, I'm not gonna do the same. But, I do have SOME standards. No one liners. >_> By god no one liners >_> I'll take two as long as its not 3 words then useless Bs, but thats it. And I don't mean two sentences, I mean Two LINES.
So, if you want to Rp, feel free to ask =/ It's not hard. And if I don't respond, I'm either AFK, or on a game. See the messenger down below LOLZ? They are there for a reason. IM's. They work better >_> ALSO, IF I WASNT MAKING IT CLEAR. C T3H GRAMMAR N SHIZ UP THAR? i use that during Rps. Usually mainly when my character talks, other wise i just use correct capatilizition >_> or how ever the hell its spelt >_>
NAO THEN, ENJOY ATTEMPTING TO READ THE REST OF MY PROFILE, AS IM TOLD THE LACK OF GRAMMAR BURNS P_O!!!!
holy crap im actually editing my profile >_>
i wanted to put in something about"powers"
i have no issue with any thing like"I CAN CONTROLZ FIERZ" and such, but lately, ive noticed alot of "ability to read minds" or "ability to seduce any one to doing what they want"
....really? can you honestly read my characters mind when hes not thinking? or is the ability to read minds a phail excuse to say "oh i know wut u r thinkingz of lololol" because you cant post for crap >_>? its bad enough when some one who says they dont have any powers like that says something your thinking of. like once, in my post i mentioned something about having a tree fall on you. i did not say it, my char was thinking it. they were like "and yea, a tree falling on you would hurt "[note that the post was alot bigger >_>] but wtf? you cant read my mind go to hell >_>
or like, to seduce people. its not a power, its called being a whore >_> unless your seducing them with like"IF YOU DO THIS, ILL GIVE U MUNNIEZ"
thats not seduction
thats called LIES >_> i suppose if you actually end up magically giving them 9419 million dollars, then okay fien, you seduced them with munniez >_>
i dont have a profile LOL!!
no srsly >_> i barely rp on here >_> whatd be the point >_>
O LOOK AT THAT PERSON
HIS PROFILE IS HUUGE LOL
BUT IM NOT GONNA RP WITH HIM
INFACT I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM
BUT LOL HIS PROFILE IS GOOD
>_> so yes, im not making a profile for any of my chars. and if i do rp
WHAT EVER BLOODY CHAR IM USING
ISNT
NAMED
cuddles_the_kitten
DO NOT REFER TO MY CHAR(S) AS CUDDLES DAMN IT.
IF I MENTION A NAME, THATS THERE BLOODY NAME.
CAPS, AUTO PILOT FOR COOL.
REMEMBER THIS.
and wtf is with you people and pics?
OLOLOL, THIS PIX IS MINE..I DIDNT MAEK IT, I STOLE IT, BUT DONT STEAL IT PLX, I DONT WANT A LOOK ALIKE XD
...YOUR THE LOOK ALIKE ALREADY YOU N00B, YOUVE STOLEN IT, AND DONE WHAT YOU SAY YOU DONT WANT SOME ONE TO DO.
or
LOL, PIX IS MINE, I TAKE CREDIT
...wow, youve given yourself credit for a poorly drawn picture of a neko. bravo. the credit youve given yourself in text form on a profile on an online chat will TAKE YOU FAAAARRR. something tells me no one cares >_> i mean like, does this credit accumulate over time? can you purchase stuff with it? or perhaps its some sort of keep credit where you can buy more stuff for your profile, like being able to have hawt pics >_>
some how i doubt its any of those and you just need to say "i take credit LOL" to feel better about yourself
also
wtf is it with you people and neko slaves >_> every bloody time i see a room for slaves, they are either neko or vampire >_> have some freaking dignity >_>
and what the hell is it with fallen angels? every other profile i see is"fallen angel" ffs theres ALOT more to choose from then a freaking fall angel. my god, get some creativity for once and stop abusing a race that use to be cool. now its the generic n00bs choice of race. LOL, IM A FALLEN ANGEL, IM BECOMING A DEMON, BE AFRAID OF MY FALLEN ANGEL POWERS. no, screw you, go find a better race thats not used by 90% of Rps >_>
M I RITE LOL
nao, to a "profile", if you wanna call it that >_>
the char i usually play is a Vampire. he doesnt get owned by the sun, and shoving a bloody cross in his chest doesnt kill him. and no, he doesnt have a nub coffin, and your nubish poisons dont work. hes already dead. get over it. also, hes a bum. he doesnt usually start talking to you within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, so dont expect a whole lot if you rp with me >_>
also, i ocasionally use him as a neko. all i do is change the fang color, and give him kittie ears and a kittie tail >_> and his name is Riku.
k?
not cuddles. instead of cuddles, its a name i stole since before kh came out >_> so stfu about it.
but keep in mind, i have a total of 153 characters. so dont assume im using the same one every time i rp, even though i rp like once a week here BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO INTERACT WITH ANY ONE THEY DONT KNOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. i could enter a room with chaos armor from warhammer, a nuke on my back, using the devils spine for a weapon, and using jesus's skin for a hat, and i wouldnt get so much as a glance from some one >_> and i know, "LOL Y DONT U DO TEH INTERACTING THEN" trust me, ive tried. even on a bloody chat site i get blown off >_> either its "lol ur a vampire ur gay" or "im ignoring you for no apparent reason" or "LOL, IM SORRY, BUT BECAUSE YOUR NOT POSTING 90000 PARAS, I DONT WISH TO SPEAK TO YOU" morons. >_> plus like, if you walk into a forest or something, and your not talking to any one or doing anything, what are you suppose to post exactly? my character doesnt have 9000 emotions i can put in a post, he doesnt think about some long lost love like half the people i see rping, hence why my posts usually end up poking a freaking tree for 50 minutes straight. i have nothing to post with, and im to lazy to make up something thats worth posting ffs. but feel free to whisper me or w/e for rp, as 99% of the time, im bored out of my freaking mind >_> hell i dont even care if its a freaking rp ,as long as you can make sense with your words i dont care if you whisper to me about the color of your ceiling or how many threads there are in your pants >_> im that bored >_>
aim: rikusirane
msn: riku_sirane@hotmail.com
yim: the_dragon_slayer1@yahoo.com
add me if you wish, saves the time from telling you if you want it >_>
AND
....damn near every chicks profile i see with a theme song uses pain by three days grace. its a crappy emo song >_> find something with dignity plz >_>
a new thing
almost every chick profile i see, under weight it says something like"how dare you ask"
....
no ones ask you ffs. i doubt any one cares. so why do you people always put that there? if your not gonna answer dont put it there >_>
If you, like about 5-6 other people have told me, think my profile is bull, i dont care. i honestly dont care >_> dont waste my time by telling me. Also, dont try to get all crafty if i say some ones grammar is horrible and say mines not any better, because theres a difference between talking how i do, and tlkin lyk diz. because yes, i know, my grammar isnt great. im to lazy to punctuate, etc, so stfu >_>
hay. thanks to cryotek, I FOUND SOMETHING ELSE TO PUT HERE, LOL!!!! :DD!!!! =D!!!!!! okay enough of that <_<
but yea. character who are 00949234827543 different races. now, i know not every one uses it for some emo crap in their chars story, but ffs >_> like, i have a char thats 3 different things. but hes not all emo and n00b about it. infact, he think it owns, because i reamed 90000 people with it >_> srsly. hybrids can be cool as long as they arent all emo about it. "LOL, IM A VAMPIRE, IM A WEREWOLF, PITTY ME PLZ ;_;" no, go off yourself like the emo you are >_>
ATTN: PEOPLE READING THIS PROFILE
if by some miracle, you choose to rp with me, i dont care what the hell you post. if its one line, i prefer not to rp with one liners, but if its not "she opnd her bloodi eyz" then fine, ill take what i can get >_> i dont have a set way of rp. some times i para, some times i cant think of anything, so if you want a pure para rp, unless you give me something work with, dont expect it >_>
I FELT LIKE ADDING THIS NEXT PART, LOL
if you know my age, dont freaking call me"cute" or some crap. ooooo, ur youngr den i am :DDD im gon call u ghey ass names cuz ur yongr :D n ur clearly a moron bcuz ur yongr :D
if you happen to call me cute, or say i dont know anything because im young, i truly hope a bus runs you over 25 times. kthx.
>_> this i decided to put in cause of vasco. apparently, im not the only one who noticed how people get pregnate, and have their kid overnight >_> i can see not wanting to wait a full 9 months IRL, but ffs stop being a disney movie. i know rp, especially fantasy, isnt suppose to be incredibly realistic but seriously, it seems everyone magically has some time power that speeds it up or they oh so happen to just know some one who can do it for them >_> so, stop being a disney movie ffs >_>
ANTRHOS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
at first it was"Hm. Antro. Interesting. WTF IS AN ANTRO"
Now its "ANOTHER ANTRHO, WHAT IS THIS LIKE, THE 60TH TODAY FFS" My god >_> its almost worse then the fallen angels >_> "MAI CHAR, IS A KITTY ANTRO XD!" "MAI CHAR IS A WOLF/WATER DRAGON/PHAILURE EMO ANTRO XD" its. just. SAD. but the one part that confuses me, is what happens when a non anthro, dates an anthro? is like that beastality? or do we not want to delve into that terrifying world of furries >_>
I WANTED TO ADD THIS PART BEFORE
BUT THEN I GOT BANNED FOR NO APPARENT REASON FOR 3 DAYS >_>
any way yes. I've noticed lately the usage of avril lavigne pics. This, good sirs, and ma'ams, IS JUST FREAKING SAD. the use of celebirty pics is sad to. theres about 40 kate beckinsales running around here >_>
WTF IS THIS
various people are"cursed". if they get hugged by the opposite sex, or sneeze, or something, they turn into an animal
....
thats just retarded >_> i cant think of anything semi-witty to insult it its so retarded >_> maybe ill go around hugging all of them >_>
ATTN: PEOPLE READING MY PROFILE....AGAIN
to those who think that whispering me is pestering me, no, its not. if i dont seem to happy about talking, its because im bored/tired 24/7, and my responses are limited >_> so ffs, stop saying"sorry for pestering you" when all you say is"cool profile" >_>
ATTN AGAIN: NUBS
those of you who feel like arguing about my profile. be it for fun, boredum, or you truly feel you must argue with me.
dont >_>
the last one i had, with t3h one known as keia, WHOS NOW MY UNOFFICIAL JESTER, was sad >_>
infact, i showed it to my friend to see who was right, so i still have it for any bored ass person whod be interested in reading it
but to make a long story short
yes, i know what i say in my profile has a lack of grammar, and apparently im insulting half or more of the keep, saying anthros and neko slaves should gtfo
yet daily i get comments about it from various things i insult >_>
ALSO LOL
yes, im aware of the fact i complained about vampires, but i use one. well done for pointing that out >_> see, the problem is, my vampire..isnt much of a vampire. he has fangs, not confined to vampires only. he needs blood. rawr. i say hes a vampire because im to lazy to figure out wtf he is so i add the things about not getting owned by the sun etc to save time, incase by god, some one tries to kill me for some n00b reason. doubtful, but hey you never know LOLZ!!!!
>_>
stop trying to make your damn profile look like a computer >_>
**WARNING: PASSWORD REQUIRED***
Password: *******
. . . Access Granted . . .
or at the end
**SYSTEM FAILURE**
**SYSTEM SHUTTING OFF**
or some bs. srsly. its just wrong. every"genetically made" character has that almost.
LOL LOOK AT ME
MY PROFILE IS A SHITTY ATTEMPT AT MAKING IT LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER LOG OR SOME ONE TRYING TO ACCESS IT AND FINDING A HALF ASSED PROFILE
IM SO COOL :DDDD!!!
PHAILURE. I DECLARE PHAILURE. DO YOU KNOW WHY? PRY NOT LOL.
What is failing, you ask >_>? ILL TELL J00 LOL. n00bs with crap storylines. mainly, the generics. these would be"experiment" either gone to plan or gone wrong. or, the even more generic, "demons come and killed my town ;_;" or some sort of humans, or something. what kills the town differs, but the fact remains THE TOWN. ALWAYS. DIES. AND YOUR CHAR IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SURVIVES, AND SINCE THEN HAS BEEN ON YOUR OWN, AND AFTER TURNING SOME AGE DECIDED TO GO HUNT DOWN WHO DID IT OR GET ALL COLD HEARTED AND BE LIKE RAWR IM COLD HEARTED I DONT LIKE PPLZ LOL.
not ONE of my characters has a plot where their town got owned and since then they got all leetafied or some shit. and i have like, 173 chars now. AND NOT ONE HAS ONE OF THOSE GENERIC LINES. SO GTFO WITH YOUR N00B STORYLINES OF STUFF THATS DESTROYED AND TOWNS THATS GONE AND YOUR CHAR HUNTING THEM DOWN OR BECOMING A VAMPIRE OR WEREWOLF OR W/E PWNT SAID TOWN >_>
G.T.F.O. SAIYANS. LOL, MY CHARACTER WAS TRAINED BY GOKU AND GOHAN, LOL, MY POWER LEVEL IS 700 ILL KILL U LOL!!...thats as bad as the damn pokemon Rps >_> with this, pokemon Rps, and the mass nekos/LOLIDRIVEAGUNDOMORALARGEROBOTANDYOUNEEDAFUTURISTICCHARACTERTORPWITHMEBECAUSE
AGIANTROBOTWITHANUKEFORAWEAPONISNTASFARFETCHEDASAVAMPIRELOL,
that RP is being raped >_>
GET CREATIVE. SCRIBBLE SOMETHING ON PAINT FFS >_>
gtfo you emotionless people. "LOL, MY CHAR LOST THEIR EMOTIONS, THEIR EYES ARE EMOTIONLESS, AS IS THERE FACE, AND THEY DONT DISPLAY ANY. THEY ARE EMOTIONLESS" BS. BS I SAY. if they were, why do you Rp? especially the ones that make rooms. you camping bastards >_> "ill sit here in my little area ,and wait for some one to wander in, AND BOOM, I'LL ATTACK THEM." i can see maybe like, not rly displaying emotion, but, you cant say your character is COMPLETELY EMOTIONLESS, OTHERWISE YOUR RPS WOULD PHAIL AT LIFE. UNLESS THATS YOUR GOAL, IN WHICH CASE, WELL DONE P_o!!
BTW LOL, FOR THE FEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED, AND THOSE WHO MAY. yes, i have a pic for my char. its not colored, and he doesnt wear the clothes in it. and dont get me started on the credit for it >_>
something else i noticed i dont have to type in because one else said it LOL!!!
07:02:08 [InkVaccine] The most retarded thing ever is when people put "blood type" in their profile.
07:02:18 [InkVaccine] Who cares, how is that at all significant?!
07:02:44 [InkVaccine] "Gee thanks, now I know what do give you in case you need a blood transfusion! =D"
STFU NARUTO FAGS. DEAR GOD >_> i dont know if i put something about them in here, because theres no way in hell im reading it all, and im to lazy to do the text search, so LOL TO YOU NUB.
Heres a typical naruto convo.
"Z0MG KAKASHI IS SOOO HAWT ^-^"
"SASUKE IS HOTTER ^_^"
"ITACHI IS BETTER THEN BOTH OF THEM~~!! ^_^"
"WHO R U GOING AS TO SOME FAGIME CONVENTION?!"
"OMGOSH I DONT KNOW YET DDDDD:"
How in gods name people manage to degrade themselves to this extent, is far beyond my knowledge, and ive degraded myself quite a bit >_> Its like a nazi not knowing how to be racist. it just doesnt make bloody sense and pisses you off >_> so for gods sakes, STFU. NARUTO=PHAIL. PHAIL. DO YOU HEAR ME? PHAILURE. NINJAS PHAIL, UNLESS CYBORG.
stop putting xD or XD at the end of your own"joke". I use this term incredibly loosely, as 99% of the time i see some one doing xD or XD at the end of their sentence, its not funny. not xD worthy, not even a fake lolz worthy >_> so srsly >_> stop >_> now >_> I SAID NOW DAMN YOU >_>
>_>
Fu and your damn mind reading >_> especially people who complain about being able to make stuff out of thin air
LOL, U CANT MAKE SOMETHING REASONABLE OUT OF THING AIR
BUT I CAN READ YOUR MIND
no, you cant. stfu and go awai >_> if you can read my mind, then you should know how much i think your a moron LOL!!!
AND LOL
I THINK ILL PICK A THEME SONG
INSTEAD OF PAIN BY THREE DAYS GRACE
Dragonforce- Revolution Deathsquad
or
Blind Guardian- Another Stranger me
or
Disarmonia Mundi- Nihilistic Overdrive
Soilwork- Rejection Role
or something by children of bodom because they own so hard >_>
OR FINALLY
Dream Theater - The Glass Prison
POWER METAL FTW LOL and w/e dream theater is. they should be in a genre called"win" because they win >_> actually, i dunno if that disarmonia mundi song would fit, i just felt like putting them in here, because they are made of evil and win >_>
17:13:41 [Adrenalis-] Cuddles is right!
17:13:50 [Adrenalis-] You are our Jesus!
that just amused me >_>
23:26:37 Cryotek points toward the anus of the doll... Then commences to shove his finger into the doll's colon.
23:26:38 [Cryotek] There.
23:26:39 Irulan wonders if this the the Keeps verson of.. " Brokeback Mountain.. "
that to amused me >_>
06:09:47 [Jurito] Woah
06:10:01 [Jurito] Holy fornicating god-kitten!
06:10:06 [Jurito] Cuddles
06:10:13 [Jurito] Why do they throw themselves at you?!?
that actually made me lol >_>
THAT IS ALL. YOU MAY EX OUT OF MY PROFILE NAO
......I SAID NAO
FOR THE NUB OF A RECORD
MY NAME IS NOT MATT DAMN IT >_> STOP REFFERING TO ME AS MATT >_>
LOL, I GOT BORED ONE DAY. RLY. RLY. BORED. SO I DECIDED AFTER THE 90TH, HAY UR PROFILEZ R KEWL, to make a list of the likers of said profile p_0 iunno if any of the accounts still exist, but i do nawt CARE DAMN IT >_> there are moar then these, as i didnt start keeping track of names for a few weeks after i made the start of my profile lolz
enough with your bloody age complaining
O LEWK
THAT PERSON PUT APPARENT AGE *insert various number* OR LOOKS *insert another various number*!!!LOL!!! THATS RETARDED
LETS ALL COMPLAIN TO EACH OTHER IN A VERY FAGGOTRY FASHION! WE R KEWLZ
shut the hell up. please. for gods sakes. no one gives a shit >_> seriously >_> just shut up for the sake of dignity >_> or something.
also, no one cares about your phailed whispers or phailed entry to room. my god. why do people apologize? like, some one said like, hi, or something, and was like
O SNAP
I R SORRAI
THAT WUZ WHISPAR
no one cares. unless its some freaky cyber line, no one cares >_> same with the room entry >_> o snap i forgot the slash god forgive me ;_;
and no
its not pwnt. some one forgetting a slash is not pwnt. stfu
Kanime_12
HiddenFaerie
Ace
Volkoff
Mononoke
Kurenai
Leaucothea
Sirus
Kerinka_Kanaka
Valla_Archatrine
Keia
Zenaida_Amia
Wrathchild
Revel
Calintz
Cythis
Celian_Knight
Night_Angel
poof_im_gone
Chakra
nutritious
Duguitor
BlackFireKitten
06:35:37 [[Kontra]] ...Your profile is win, my friend. Pure win.
00:28:14 [CassiusLinurius] (Your profile is for the win, sir. I admire your ability to not have your head shoved in your anus.)
23:18:10 [InkVaccine whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Best. profile. ever. Here, take this pile of internetz as a reward for entertaining me, with it, you can spam a million Neopets accounts and make it rain Fruity Pebbles. Well, actually, it's not Fruity Pebbles, but the generic brand, 'cause we're on a budget. Yep
04:48:52 [Ephringael whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Anyways, I would like to complement you on your rantings and also would like to inform you I hold no judgements of those whom I roleplay with... nothing pisses me off more than waiting for a rp for two hours and will not suffer others the same fate. Your welcome to join me in a rp when ever.
04:26:14 [Rei-Rei whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] xDDD Love the profile!!!
07:28:36 [Nukey whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Dude, for not having a profile, you have the best damn profile ever.
00:14:00 [Whiskey whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] hey just wanted to say I luved the prof and I didn't notice half the things you pointed out near the end
19:58:09 [Sevian whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Wow, my friend you are offically my Hero with that profile.
07:38:06 [Eruaphadion whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] dude your profile is ridculusly funny and thank you for saying that stuff everyone should read your profile you make very good points in it and thank you for saying stuff about the lack of creativness people have
00:30:50 [Wicked] All I have to say, so far with what I have read, is that I agree *nods and gives thumbs up*
08:03:48 [Pyali whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] My town got ass raped....can I have a cookie? (nice profile)
18:19:57 [Alanis] Riku, I heart you I heart you like a fangirl hearts yoai. Because you god, i worship you and your profile,
06:38:49 [mythriss whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] your profile is awesome XD
05:58:05 [Feist] You rant very nicely, dear
06:03:05 [Feist] That...was alot.
06:03:44 [Feist] 'Twas a very large, angry, smart-assed, great non-profile.
07:01:55 [mythriss whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] uhm... o.o may I have permission to post your profile in my lj? I find it hilarious and have friends who will appreciate it, as well
19:58:07 [Trae whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Hieee. ^_^ Just spent a good portion of time reading your profile, and I know you get this a lot, but I enjoyed it. :-) Even showed my brother...o.o;;
19:58:34 [Trae whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] I was told once to read it, cause it was funny. *shrug* Never had a chance til now.
XxmellibearXx (1:46:11 AM): You know what. I sat through, and read your entire profile in The Keep. [Cuddles the Kitten..].. and all I could conclude.. was that I have to talk to you. You're grand.
XxmellibearXx (1:53:18 AM): Anyways. I feel better, now that I've informed you that I do believe somewhere in the AUP, should your profile sit.. And welcome to noobs in.
01:00:28 [Inara_Dekona whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] *can't help but wonder if she will be added to your profile list* TK has seriously gone to shit since I was last here almost a year ago. *tear* Oh well. Somebody has to smack them with the honest truth. You're awesome man.
07:16:48 Canas_Scholroom is poked with an uncenored dildo. "Why do I have child blocks!?" [You know, i really dont bloody remember putting that there...hm >_> well w/e >_> i saw it and it amused me even though i forgot if i even purposely put it thar >_>]
07:21:15 [Daniel_H whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Lulz. Love the profile.
05:22:40 [Draven whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Your profile...is amazing. XD
07:12:31 [Nevaeh whispers to Cuddles_the_kitten] LOLZ @ UR PROFYLE
04:21:39 Squiggy cant help but laugh after finally having browsed cuddles's profile. *applauds* "you have my commendments my friend. you do, infact, know how to throw a rant."
06:24:24 [Reaver] Cuddles, I have seen you in MT, The Keep, and just generally floating around every time I look up and there is the possibility for OOC. And having just read your profile as completely as I could without going mad... I hope that if we ever have a vote for King, you win by a landslide.
06:50:24 [Rico whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] hehehe your profile owns all...nice taste in music too if i might add
06:26:55 [Rulanati_Aideen whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] hey man, excellent non-profile. It should be required reading for all new RPers to The Keep :P You nailed it all. All the crap I feel like flaying folks for is in there ^_^ Wicked good job *GOLD STAR*
O SNAP SOME ONE COMMENTED AFTER LIKE 9 MONTHS >_>
04:56:07 [Raven-Cauldwell whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Cute profile, dude. XD Love it
05:41:16 [Kittehkat whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Love the profile. Especially the female profiles with "Weight: You never ask a woman that!" section. That's been a pet peave of mine XD
23:05:54 [Isabella whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] may I just say that your profile should be mandatory for people to read before registering?
05:56:04 [Keric whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] so, I just wanted to let you know that my ceiling is white. with black scuff marks. also...I think I'm in love with you.
05:59:17 [Keric whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] yarly. or, at least with your profile. and all of it's noobslaying amazingness.
04:12:24 [{Rain} whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] Hey man, Awesome profile. I just spent an hour reading it...it takes alot to catch my attention. Good Job.
06:52:41 [Devan whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] "MAI CHAR IS A WOLF/WATER DRAGON/PHAILURE EMO ANTRO XD <---- Is by far one of the funniest things I've ever read in someones profile. You say whats obvious.. but make it so damn funny. Props!
05:50:10 [Corben whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] so yea, I just spent the last oh I dont know, half hour, forty five minutes reading your masterpiece of a profile, and just wanted to say you rock.
Oh yea, Murdoch commented on my profile. I forgot to add it and just remembered. But she said to make sure to bold that she loathed it and did not like it >_>_>_>
OH GOD PEOPLE STILL READ MY PROFILE
00:30:57 TrainTrax always gets a good giggle from reading Cuddles' profile
00:31:19 [cuddles_the_kitten] o.o
00:32:05 Vivi does too. particularly the end. Likes to dis cuddles
00:32:07 [RighteousA] Heh. I was reading it, too.
few of these people said theyd rp >_> and hay u no wut lozl, no rp >_>
so, as i think i said in my profile some wharz
if you say your gonna bloody rp, do it, or gtfo >_> i dont want false hope of rping, then either never seeing them on again, or they just ignore me >_.
>_> k so, if you talk to me, or i talk you, and i dont know who the hell you are, REMIND ME DAMN IT >_> it seems ive forgotten a reasonable amount of people >_> from them not being on, or the fact my memory can be a whore. i wont be able to recall who i talked to on some day, but ill remember how many cheerios i ate in exact number >_>
Nagas are ruined. i swear to god, 5 days ago, till that day, I have never ONCE seen a single naga on any nexxus chat. Then there was one. Then there was another. Then another. then 40 more >_> well there goes a once not-so-much-used race >_>
01:45:59 [AJW whispers to cuddles_the_kitten] if I was a weird vampier thing, I would so turn gay for you, but im not and I never will be, and now i regreet saying that now.................*awquidly takes a few steps back*
06:18:23 [SuperNova] I love you, Cuddles.
20:39:29 [Prdgy] My poor fags...they're only made of paper.
20:39:36 [Prdgy] ...flags I meant flags!!
01:33:19 Wolfgang enters this room
01:33:35 [Wolfgang] -nodding his head slowly, moaning the whole time. Just being tied down was enough of a turn on, her playing with him just pulled some of the sexiest moans out of him.- Ahh...ahhhoooohhh (sorry got kicked)
01:33:48 [Rosseh] rofl
01:34:02 Rosseh slaps an OOPS sticker on Wolfgang's face.
01:34:17 Wolfgang exits from this room
00:11:22 [Vivi] so
00:11:29 [Vivi] porn bed game movie or tv?
00:11:31 [Vivi] wait...
00:11:35 [Vivi] ignore that first one
00:12:01 [cuddles_the_kitten] porn while you watch tv
00:12:38 [Vivi] ...cuddles
00:12:40 [Vivi] you are a god
oic
but good job to people who can draw and have good pics >_>
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Don't ever try to dis me >_>
00:37:13 Brooklyn is glad he is single.
00:37:54 [cuddles_the_kitten] its not like you have many options brookyln :|
00:37:59 [cuddles_the_kitten] brooklyn*
00:38:07 [Brooklyn] Yea, your mother is outa' town Cuddles.
00:38:14 [sinisterr] ha ha...
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^ because your only option being a 48 year old is an epic burn >_>
o lawd
from a profile: "How do you expect me to cooperate if I have no idea how your character acts or looks like?"
O LAWD IT THAT SUM LULZ. there once was a day, long ago, maybe some of you remember it, maybe even remember it from before you were on the keep, that when one rolled played with another, there was no damn tell all profile giving away after possible detail in their life. O NOES, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR CHARACTERS NAME/LOOKS/PERSONALITY/LIFE STORY IS, I CANNOT RP WITH YOU ;_;
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 Profile Basher S
This is an OOC profile, and it's actually pretty lulzy in a good way, so it doesn't really count.
But seriously?
tl;dr
 Profile Basher C
RITALIN PLZ.
Otherwise I actually like it.
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